I want you pump drones to try something for Me! A (hopefully) new way to jack off for Me that also (hopefully) satisfies My zest for leaving you desperate and frustrated!
Yes, I’m on a permanent quest to find new ways to exploit your stroking habit, and to make “the big payoff” a challenge for you to obtain!
Don’t get Me wrong–I love to oversee a nice, sensual guided masturbation session, but My sadistic streak is never far from the surface!
And you’ll indulge Me, hmmm?
Of course you will.
I won’t leave you in too much suspense: It has to do with your dominant hand. The one you stroke with.
I’ll tell you in advance that this may not be a challenge for those among you who are ambidextrous, but even you have a preference for which hand you stroke with, don’t you?
Besides, I intend to add a little wrinkle that will hopefully wipe that smug look off of your face! *giggle*
Keep reading.
Save up to jack off!
I know this will be a challenge for some of you addicted strokers, but I demand that you stave off stroking for as long as you can. I want those balls full, and your mind screaming for release before you begin.
And no stroking means no stroking! That includes edging!
You’ll be doing plenty of that soon enough. *wink*
So, when those balls are nice and plump, I want you to set aside a time and a bit of privacy to play. Grab a nice towel to clean up any messes.
Well, I mean, you cum eaters can just, bring the towel if you’re not using edible lube. Wouldn’t want to interfere with the salty goodness of your own slut juice, now would you?
Anyway, yes, get yourself some really nice lube. Your favorite. Don’t just use spit. You want something that really helps that cock feel superlative in your hand and that you don’t have to repeatedly refresh!
My favorite, for giving a five-star handjob is warmed coconut oil. But, to each their own! You get few choices when under the sway of a masturbatrix, so take this one while you have it!
Got it?
Let’s continue with an explanation of the assumption this game is founded on!
Stranger Danger!
Who knows who and who knows how long ago, someone introduced Me to the term “the stranger”.
I giggled Myself stupid imagining you trying to masturbate with THESE!
Seems you can get sick of stroking your own cock (I know, inconceivable to some of you).
Anyway, The Stranger is a way to change things up. Seems you sit on your hand until it’s a bit numb, and then stroke with it. Supposedly it feels like it’s someone else’s’ hand.
Now, you can disabuse Me of this notion in the comments if you’ve been successful at deploying this jack off method, but it seems to Me that a numb hand is a less dexterous hand (see, you two-handers. Tolja I had something to throw a wrench in your works!).
That’s right: I not only want you to employ The Stranger, but I want you to employ it with your non-dominant hand!
Is the picture starting to come together for you?
Who thinks they already know how this is going to go?
Click the banner below to hear the actual rules of the game. See if you’re right!
But before you do that:
Maybe something good will come from the frustration I hope to inflict on you. I mean for you, since there’ll be something good in this for Me no matter how it turns out. *snicker*
To your benefit, maybe you’ll learn to be ambidextrous if you aren’t already. Maybe you’ll learn to achieve what you’re aching for even when conditions aren’t optimal!
In short, I don’t mind if you beat this jack off game. Just knowing you’re stroking your cock the way I want you to satisfies something in Me. Failure and frustration, if they result, is just the icing on the cake!
So, will you play?
You will?
Oh goody!
Let’s go!
xx
Goddess Rachel, Jack Off Heckler!
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Oh Hells Ms R! Brilliant as per usual! I love this technique! Numb, nondominant and (I didn’t listen to the audio) they can also add a GLOVE on a Condom wrapped cock, for more!
No wonder you are so popular! See you around the Empire! ????????
Thank you so much for your comment, Mistress Erika!
I’m glad you approve! 😉
Hi Rachel,
When I first read this post I initially misread it as “I want you to pump drones” (my mind transposed the ‘to’ after the ‘drones’ and I’m beginning to wonder if maybe, just maybe, there’s something psychologically weird with me… 😉
Hello Fellow Rachel Sycophants,
Okay serious note, coconut oil does not work for me, the texture is just really odd. Neurodivergent people like myself often have odd reactions to certain textures, so for others like me, I highly recommend Avocado Oil! The texture is good, it smells good (to me anyway), and it’s just as edible as coconut oil!
Mainstream knows about coconut oil as lube. However with Avocado Oil, if you buy a bunch and a potential date comes to visit and sees it in your pantry, they’ll congratulate you on your healthy diet as no one suspects Avocado Oil being used as stroker lube. Well, unless they read kink sites, in which case they won’t care.
However I recommend against warming Avocado Oil before use, Coconut Oil is probably better if you want to warm it first and the texture isn’t so bad to me when warmed.
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Also, regarding “The Stranger”, I highly recommend everyone read the book by Albert Camus. Not for kink reasons, but because it’s a good fucking book, but you kind have to read it twice and months apart to fully appreciate it.
But…Rachel’s recommendation of “the stranger” being your non-dominant hand, it works! And it works even better with a Mistress guiding it. Call Rachel and just ask her to introduce you to “the stranger”, I bet she would get a kick out of that, putting her in a good mood, possibly resulting in a reward…(but no guarantees, the mind of a Goddess can not be manipulated)
If you read the book, wash your hands before reading the book, you don’t want Avocado or Coconut oil on it… :p