You will cum for Mistress Piper.

I’ll be sweet, but relentless

I’m feeling very charitable today and have decided to allow you to cum. All you have to do is….Why are you rolling your eyes?

Yes, I AM going to allow you to cum, and NO this will not be a difficult assignment. I just forgot to go to the store, that’s all, and I need a few things. I promise, all you have to do is go to the store and buy all of the things on my list. Easy peasy.

Now, I’m sure you don’t want to waste time wandering around a big boring store when you could be home squirting your poor orgasm denied cock, so you must ONLY buy the things on my list.

You must buy them all from the same store, and you must also buy them in one trip. Bring me the receipt, and don’t forget, I have spies all over the place!

Here’s my list:

  • One jar of chocolate spread

    pass the penis game

    A creamy dessert for my poor horny boy!

  • A box of condoms
  • A tube of hand cream
  • One banana
  • A large tub of petroleum jelly
  • One large carrot
  • A can of whipped cream
  • A value size tube of lubricant
  • Strawberries
  • A large hot house cucumber
  • Caramel syrup
  • Ice Cream
  • Hemorrhoid cream
  • Read this one carefully: After you have all of your items, grab a copy of GQ magazine and approach the sales clerk. You are to ask him or her if s/he knows where you can get a copy of PlayGIRL magazine. If the answer is yes, then say, “Oh thanks! My boyfriend loves that magazine.” If the answer is no, then say, “That’s too bad. My boyfriend is always so grateful when I bring him a copy of it, if you know what I mean.”

Now, hurry up, sweetie pie. I know it has been so long since I’ve let you cum, and we’re going to have a little cum party with all those sexy masturbation supplies!

Why do you have that weird look on your face?


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