Fate is more likely to let you cum than Ms. Piper is!

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It’s a well-known fact if you leave it up to me to decide whether you cum, the answer will always be NO.

I assume if you’re not man enough to ask (beg) for what you want, then you must not want to cum very badly at all. Well, that and I’m always looking for a reason to make a man cry. What better way to bring on the waterworks than orgasm denial?

I’m starting to wonder if I’m becoming a little predictable, however. I do like to keep you on your toes!

So why don’t we let FATE decide whether you cum? Surely Fate is a much kinder Mistress than Ms. Piper!

You may or may not be aware of this, but when I “roll dice” during my calls, I don’t use actual dice. I much prefer a random number generator like the one on the website random.org. See, this generator is truly random; it’s number generation relies on atmospheric noise and not some internal algorithm. (Since you’re not really capable of high-level thinking while you have your dick in your hand, I’ll let you google what that means later!)

So what do you say? Shall we see if you cum today or not? Let’s play the game!

  1. Roll the dice. (<—click the link and choose the default of two dice–no cheating!) The number you get is the number of minutes you must stroke before you even think about cumming!
  2. After you’ve stroked for the specified minutes, roll the dice again using two dice. This is the number of additional strokes you get to make yourself cum.
  3. Stroke your cock the number of strokes you got in #2. If you can cum by jerking off with only those strokes, you get to cum!

So what did you get? Were the fates kind to you, or do you have to put your woobie away without a nice big squirt? Maybe you (and I’m trembling with excitement thinking about it!) had just enough strokes to ruin your orgasm!

Regardless of what Mistress Fate decided for you, you’re finished masturbating for the day. Put your dick back in your pants and keep your hands off until tomorrow!

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