Ms. Lindsay’s Rule of Three
Hello, my little one-minute wank wonders. Instead of polishing one off in record time, I’ve decided that you’re going to play MY game instead. I love guided masturbation games, and this one’s called “Ms. Lindsay’s Rule of Three.” I like to keep things simple, initially. I’m sure your concentration with be on other things. All you need is your favorite lube, the only girl that will never leave you, “Fistina Jackulera,” and your favorite wank mag or lingerie catalog. Naked is the way we play, so take everything off and put those clothes somewhere out of reach. If you get caught, I don’t want you to have the luxury of being able to cover up.
Let’s Get the Guided Masturbation Games Started
Start out with a slow, very firm, unlubricated grip on the base of your cock. Stroke upwards, but stop right underneath the head. Stroke only the shaft for 3 minutes. After three minutes is up, while still stroking only the shaft, use your other hand to take your lube, turn the bottle upside down over the head of your cock, and make sure everything is nice and slippery–even those balls. I recommend using lube that’s been warmed in the microwave for a few seconds, because the warmth will really make you tingle and add an extra layer of pleasure to your masturbation instructions.
Three Basic Strokes
From here, you will have three basic strokes: 1) The Jerk, 2) The Genie in the Bottle, and 3) The Makeshift Blow Job.
The Jerk
Just your standard closed fist moving up and down your one-eyed friend. Bring yourself to the edge 3 times using this stroke. Keep yourself from going over the brink by taking just loosening your grip and doing lighter, shorter strokes only on the shaft and going over the head only every third stroke. After the 3rd edge, move onto The Genie in the Bottle.
The Genie in the Bottle
Grab the shaft with your dominant hand, twist your closed, tight fist up and down the shaft ONLY. Using your other hand, use your open palm to rub brisk circles around the head, moving your palm to the underside occasionally to stroke that sweet spot. Edge 3 times. Again, prevent accidents.
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