Admit it, many of you stroker boys don’t buy toys because you don’t want to make that dent in your entertainment budget. Add the discretion factor with packages that might be claimed by someone who shouldn’t and it gets risky to buy sex toys. So in the name of frugality and privacy, I say you make your own masturbation device… it’s my kinky little do it yourself project gift to you. And since I have such a wicked sense of humor, why not make it fun and a little funky, right?

So I propose we make you a Jerkin’ Merkin. What’s that? Oh that’s the softest pair of masturbation panties a stroker slut like you could ask for! In days of old, aristocrats would shave their pubes and wear merikins in their place… it’s a genital wig. Now you won’t be wearing your fur on the outside, no… we’ll be lining your panties with it to create a pair of panties with a soft patch of fur guaranteed to tease and deny your cock and balls to absolute distraction! All you need is a pair of roomy panties that fit you, a tape measure, a needle and thread and a square of fake fur from your local crafting store. I’ll leave the texture and color up to you depending on your tastes. I’m generous like that!

Now when you’ve gathered it all together, I want you to strip naked and get your cock as hard as possible. Now measure your crotch from where the top of your cock rests back to your ass crack. The measurement you take is the length of your merkin. Now look at the V that leads down, measure the angle and cut it so it would fit over your entire crotch. Got that? Good little masturbator! Now it’s time to sew… turn the panties inside out and sew the merkin fur up to the crotch of the panties.

When you finish up, turn the panties right side out and slide them on. Notice the feel of the fur caressing your package? Feel your fingers starting to tingle with anticipation at the guided masturbation session you’re about to experience? When you’re ready to begin, simply click the audio below for a masturbation teaser that will leave your crotch more than a little drippy…