Hello there, cock strokers! I see you’re all hot and bothered today and wanting to stroke your cock for me. You got it? Ready?

Grab Some Lube and Get Ready to Stroke Your Cock for Me

You need to get your lube and stroke your cock for me until you get it at its most rock hard! I mean, we’re talking the throbbing kind of hard, capiche?

Wondering how to get your cock at it’s most veiny, throbby maximum?

How to Get Your Cock Its Hardest

I want you to watch a pornographic movie – go rent one, download one online. I don’t care what kind it is – just whatever gets you hot. If you like naked blondes with pigtails riding a pogo stick – it doesn’t matter. If you want to look at my hot pictures to get you rock hard, so do it! My point here is to get you rock hard horny and ready to stroke your cock for me. Once you have selected the material for your viewing pleasure…

Follow My Masturbation Instructions:

1. Milk that cock!

That’s right…put one hand on your cock and stroke up, then alternate with the other hand and stroke up. Keep doing this until you get to the edge and stop. Imagine Me in front of you with MY hands on your cock doing just that motion.

2. Work the head!

Now I want one hand on the head of your cock – and you are going to wiggle and jiggle it as fast as your hand can possibly go. I’m talking lightning fast speed – work yourself up into a sweat. By now, that head should be swelled and sensitive. Do this until you get to the edge and stop.

3. Squeeze those balls!

Put one hand on your balls, and the other on the whole shaft. I want you to massage those balls and drive yourself completely nuts. Those nuts will make you nuts! Now stroke a standard up and down stroke until you get to the edge and stop.

4. Fuck those hands!

Oh yes – get on your knees now. Put two hands on your cock and fuck those hands until you get sooo close. I love to watch men’s asses humping (a personal fetish of mine), so smoke that ass! Get to the edge and stop.

Now then, since you have been working yourself up into a complete frenzy – run, don’t walk, to your nearest computer and listen to whatever fate I dished out for you.

Click above to listen to your fate!