Sometimes smaller is better, lol…

Your Small Dick Might Actually Save You Some Misery

Never thought that would happen, did you, pet? That small nub has always been your downfall, hasn’t it? Well, this time, it might actually save you. You’ll have to wait until the end to find out… Oh, and if you’ve got a big throbbing cock? You can play along too, but you might not like how this ends!

Get It Hard

Get naked and comfortable. Kneeling, lying down, in a chair, doesn’t matter to me, as long as you are naked. Do whatever you have to do to get that cock hard – stroke it, use a Fleshlight, squeeze your balls, watch gay porn – whatever it takes to get that cock as hard and as big as it can possibly get. Now, grab a ruler, and measure your length. You also need to measure how thick it is at about the middle of the shaft (if you don’t have a tape measure, you can use a string, then measure it against a ruler). Then, since I’m sure you are all worked up, I want you to rest for an hour without any stimulation.

When Will You Cum?

Add those two numbers together, round it up to the next whole number. If it’s 3 inches long, and 3/4 of an inch around, round up to 4. If it’s 5 inches long and 1 1/4 inches around, you’re going to round up to 7 – ALWAYS round up. That number is how many days you have to wait until you get to cum. Now, multiply it by 3. That’s how many edges every day before you get to cum. So start stroking and edging, slut! I hope you’re not one of my Big Black Bulls, you could be edging 40 times or more every day for the next two weeks! So, as I hinted earlier, aren’t you glad you have a small cock? 😉

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