Masturbation with Empress Samantha

I’ve noticed since the weather has changed that all the males on my ranch are acting up. My stud horses are running wild and raising their tails to show off for the mares, my dogs are hopping and jumping and even more playful than usual (and leg humping visitors!) and  my ranch-hand labor slut cowboys are practically rutting. (I think they’re always horny.) Everything male on this farm seems to be turned on.

~hehe~

My guess is that the cool wind is hitting those balls, and the stirring of that cool breeze is like a finger playing “Chopsticks” up and down those ball sacks.  It really makes you want to move, doesn’t it? The testosterone is kicking up every single time the wind blows.  I definitely see a pattern.

Hmmm…  I think you should test the “cool breeze” theory.  You’ll need a little time and a sense of adventure for this assignment.  Don’t be a dumb ass and go to jail—it’s okay to be an exhibitionist, but use discretion. Make sure the day is cool and relatively windy before you go out.

Take a tube of pocket lube and go for a ride. Find a nice park or open field, a farm, a bike trail, a campground–somewhere in nature where you can have privacy but still chance getting caught with your pants down.  Even a graveyard will work for you disrespectful stroker sluts. I know you don’t care where you wank it, as long as those greedy hands get to touch that rod.

Once you’re out in the crisp, cool weather, pick a spot with rustling leaves where the wind can whip around you. Take off your pants (shoes first, numb nuts) and your underwear. Sit down on a big pile of leaves, put your knees up, open your legs and let the breeze blow.  Don’t touch …yet.

Once the breeze really starts kicking up, lift your nut sack and let the wind ride under it. Does that feel good? I bet it does!  I sure hope that cock isn’t shrinking!  Lick your thumb and get it nice and wet, slip your thumb under your balls and rub your saliva under your sack, right between your balls and your ass. Immediately lift up and let the wind blow across that wet spot.  Wet your thumb again, but this time stroke that spit across your cock head. Present your dick to Mother Nature so she can have a good laugh.  Salute the wind and carry on.  ~giggles~

Lube up your cock and balls. Get them super wet so that they are frothy, slick and shiny.  I want you to stroke as your normally would during one of your masturbation sessions, but slow it down and open yourself to the wind. Pay attention to the leaves under your ass (do they rustle as you pump your cock into your fist). Notice the breeze across your balls (do they tighten as the wind tickles them? Do they prickle with goose bumps?) …  And what about your stroke stick? How does it feel being so lubed up and having the wind whip across it as it throb in your hand?

Fist in the air, drive yourself up into your hand so that your ass come up off the leaves and back down as you fuck your fist. (I wonder if all that rustling will attract people?) You’re riding that pile of leaves like a cowboy! Bring your hand down to meet your cock, pumping and fucking until you have precum. You’re practically a one-man rodeo, so put one hand back to steady yourself as you lift your ass. Keep going! Pump up and ride it! Once you have precum on your wind-whipped, take a leaf, scoop the gooey mess off your cock head , and click the banner to hear if you’ll be allowed to cum (I hope you brought your cell phone, lol!)

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