So you think you are a dirty boy, eh?

If you are here on May I cum, you must be one of those strokers who are base, perverse, and so shamed, by how often you are wanking our willie. Then yes, you are a dirty boy, in need of a good scrubbing!

Now, no cheating there, nasty slut. Read ALL of these instructions and follow them To The Letter, before clicking the banner at the bottom.

This assignment takes place in the room of  house,  where all you dirty boys hide, when the pressure builds up.

Where’s the one spot you all skulk to, when that itch starts, making you  almost mad – to milk your meat? I know where. To the location where the walls are thick and there’s always a comfy seat.

Oh yes.

The list of names is endless, for the only place on earth, where a Woman will leave you alone, and a a noisy fan, is standard in all makes and models.

The Stroker Slut’s Safe Haven

The Can
The Head
The Water Closet
The Bathroom

No, you whore of a man, get your perverted brain out of the commode, and look at the shower. You did say you were a dirty boy, humm? How’s about we do a lil multi-tasking?

This is where, every day – you will pull your peter to throbbing hardness. No matter if you are a 1 shower, or 4 shower-a-day sort of person, each time you prepare to  step into that steamy goodness – you will follow these directions.

Whisper my name as you strip down to nakid, and step right in.

Quickly, go about your normal routine – so you can get to the stroking.

Use the sweetest smelling of all the soaps and begin lathering up – nice and slow.

But, you might need to know, how long?

Oh it would be so sweet, leaving you there till the hot water runs out, or some female comes a knocking – all annoyed with you hogging the facilities.

Oh no. We can’t have that. I’m sure there’s something productive you should be doing. 10 full minutes of slow and soapy hand humping. Yes, of course, you may think of me.

Think of how my long legs would look, so smooth and white, next to your hairy thick thighs. Go on. Moan. I know you want to let it out. Moan loudly. It is music to my ears.

Let the hot water drown out your suffering. 10 minutes with that visual – must make it so hard, not to spew. But I know you.

You may be a dirty boy, but you know better than to blow.  No, you may be aching to, but you will wait to see if permission will be granted, like a good lil slut.

Hurry up! Towel Off. Can you hang it off that boner? I bet you can. Scoot on back to the computer, keeping one hand busy on your junk. Click the banner, wanker boy, and seal your nut’s fate.

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