Guided Masturbation Instructions with a Side of  Humiliation

Put the lube away, Sir Wanksalot. You will not be needing it with this Princess. Before you get started, go fetch that silk handkerchief that your Great Aunt Martha gave you five years ago. The one in the back of your sock drawer, still in its dust-coated box with the scruffy silver ribbon. The one you’ve never had a use for because you aren’t exactly a gentleman, are you? What humiliation slut is? Anyway,  that’s the one. Fetch a kitchen timer, too, the kind with the really annoying bell.

Strip, cock stroker. This should be routine for you by now.

Place the silk hankie centered over that prod between your legs, carefully keeping your fingers off. You’re going to feel it sliding a bit as you breathe, as you do this next part. The silk is so very light–just a wisp of fabric, barely teasing you, and yet it is already causing a rise, isn’t that so? There is punishment for stroking without permission, so keep reading to earn your strokes.

Scavenger Hunt Time

Here’s where things get fun! You know how I like games, and this one is a bit of a scavenger hunt.

You get to start at my blog, and make a one-line (one-handed…Ha!) comment complimenting your Princess. For this show of respect, you will gain a one-minute, full-on stroking frenzy. Set the timer to the first tick-mark, pull the hankie drawn tight to the base of that full salute to my tiara, and ease your fist up and down the smooth silk shaft you have just created.

Time’s Up!

In the right-hand sidebar of my blog is a long hot list of the other Mistress’s blogs. Start clicking, Lord Buckingit. Every time you find a comment left by Your Imperial Highness, you just go ahead and fatfinger your own admiration in there to gain the next one-minute fondle.

DING!

How difficult can it possibly be, Mister Pulloneoff? After all–Mistress Ava’s penetration is candy for the eyes, isn’t it?

BUZZZZZZ!

Drop it, Baron von Polewaxer, and put that hand to better use prosing eloquently on how gorgeous Ms. Jaime’s toes are to receive another whole sixty seconds, you lucky thing!

Once you’ve reached the end of the list… click below for your own bit of largesse!